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🔥 23 Upland locals started their transformation in the last 30 days

Lose 12-25 Pounds in 90 Days Without Counting Calories or Living at the Gym

Built for busy Upland professionals 30-55 who want real results. Get a free InBody scan + custom plan + trial class. Limited to 5 people per week.

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4.9/5 from 50+ Google reviews · 191 active Upland members

A Message from Andrew

Hear directly from Andrew about how Lift Dept Upland helps busy people drop 8-15 pounds in 21 days — and why your first step is a free InBody scan.

Hear from Andrew (1 min)

The Real Reason You've Failed Before
(And Why This Is Different)

Here's what happened at your last gym:

  • They gave you a generic program
  • Threw you in with advanced lifters
  • Never tracked your progress
  • Left you guessing: "Am I doing this right?"

That's not your fault. That's bad coaching.

David Albanese - Owner, Lift Dept Upland
David Albanese
Owner, Lift Dept Upland

"You're not the problem. Your plan is — and we fixed it. I built Lift Dept Upland for busy people who want real results without living at the gym. You show up, we coach you, and you get the results. That's it."

Here's What We Do Differently:

  • InBody scan shows EXACTLY where you're starting (body fat %, muscle mass, water retention)
  • We build your plan around YOUR body, schedule, and limitations
  • Every class is coached — we're watching form, scaling movements, tracking progress
  • You're grouped with people at your level (no intimidation, no comparison)

The result?

You're not guessing. You're not alone. You're not winging it.

You have a blueprint. A team. And accountability.

That's why 90% of our members are still here 12+ months later. (Industry average is 12%. We're 7x higher.)

Here's What You Get (100% Free)

Everything you need to finally see results. No credit card. No obligation. No BS.

  • 🔬
    InBody Composition Scan
    Medical-grade scan shows body fat %, muscle mass, visceral fat, water retention — accurate to 0.1%
    $50 value
  • 🎯
    Custom Goal Session
    1-on-1 with a coach to review your scan, set realistic goals, and build your roadmap
    $25 value
  • 📋
    Personalized Training Plan
    Custom program designed for YOUR body, schedule, and limitations — not a cookie-cutter template
    $47 value
  • 💪
    Full Trial Class
    Experience a real coached session — we'll scale everything to your level, no intimidation
    $30 value
Total Value:
$152
Yours FREE Today

⚡ What You Get in the First 30 Minutes

Before you even work out once, you'll walk out knowing:

✅ Your exact body fat percentage (no guessing, no calipers)
✅ Your muscle mass breakdown (left vs right, legs vs core)
✅ Your visceral fat score (the dangerous fat around organs)
✅ A printed plan showing EXACTLY what to do next

You'll know more about your body than 99% of people — in 30 minutes.

Here's What Happens Next:

  1. Fill out the form below (takes 30 seconds)
  2. We text you to schedule your FREE InBody consult
  3. You come in — we scan you, review results, build your plan (30 min)
  4. Stay for a FREE trial class OR schedule it for next day — your choice
  5. Leave with your custom plan — whether you join or not

⏱️ Short on time? Do the 30-min consult first, come back tomorrow for your free class.

❌ No credit card required

❌ No hard sell

❌ No obligation to join

Why only 5? Each free scan includes a full 30-minute 1-on-1 with a coach — not a rushed group tour. That’s all our coaches can fit each week.

⚠️ Limited to 5 free plans per week — only 3 spots left this week

Is This For You?

✅ This IS For You If:

  • ✅ You're 30-55 and feel like your body betrayed you
  • ✅ You've tried gym memberships but felt lost or judged
  • ✅ You want results without living at the gym (2-3x/week is enough)
  • ✅ You're done with fad diets and want something sustainable
  • ✅ You're ready to invest in yourself (not looking for the cheapest option)

❌ This Is NOT For You If:

  • ❌ You're looking for a quick fix or magic pill
  • ❌ You want to work out alone (this is group training)
  • ❌ You're a serious athlete (we're built for beginners/comebacks)
  • ❌ You're not ready to commit 2-3 hours per week
  • ❌ You're just "kinda interested" (we only take people serious about change)

If you're nodding your head to the YES list... you're in the right place.

Common Questions (Answered Honestly)

We get it — you've got questions. Here are the real answers, no BS.

"I'm too out of shape to start."

That's exactly who we built this for. We're not a CrossFit box or a bodybuilding gym — we specialize in people who are starting over or starting fresh.

Every movement is scaled to YOUR level. If you can't do a push-up, we modify it. If your knees are bad, we work around it. Your coach watches your form the entire class and adjusts in real-time.

Proof: The majority of our 191 active members started exactly where you are now. Many hadn't worked out in years.
"I'll be the oldest/biggest person there."

You won't be. Our members range from their 20s to their 60s, and from people who've never seen the inside of a gym to people who are coming back after a long break. Every body type, every age, every fitness level — that's our community.

And because we group you with people at your level, you'll never be the odd one out. You'll be surrounded by people who are on the same journey.

Proof: Our target member is 30-55 years old. You'll fit right in.
"What if I can't keep up with the class?"

You don't have to. This isn't a "keep up or get left behind" situation. Every exercise has 2-3 modification levels, and your coach actively watches to make sure you're at the right one.

The goal isn't to survive the workout — it's to leave feeling like you accomplished something. We'd rather you do 10 modified reps with perfect form than 30 bad ones trying to keep pace.

Proof: This is why 90% of our members are still here 12+ months later. We meet you where you are — not where we wish you were.
"I don't have time for this."

Classes are 45 minutes. We're open early mornings (5am) and evenings. 2-3 sessions per week is all it takes. That's about 2 hours a week — less time than most people spend scrolling social media on a Sunday.

And your free InBody consult? Just 30 minutes. Come in, get scanned, get your plan, and decide from there.

Here's our schedule: Mon-Thu 5am-10am & 4pm-8pm | Fri 5am-10am | Sat 7am-10am
"How much does membership cost?"

We have a few options depending on how often you want to train. We'll walk through pricing during your free consultation — after we understand your goals, schedule, and what plan makes the most sense for you.

What we can tell you now: we're not the cheapest gym in Upland, and we're not trying to be. We're the one that actually gets results. If price is your only criteria, Planet Fitness is $10/month. If results matter, keep reading.

Consider this: The average person wastes $500+/year on gym memberships they don't use. Our 90% retention rate means people stay because it works — and that's worth more than a cheap membership collecting dust.
"What happens after I fill out the form?"

You'll get a text within a few hours to schedule your free InBody consult. When you come in:

1. We scan you on the InBody machine (takes 60 seconds)
2. Your coach reviews the results with you 1-on-1 (15-20 min)
3. Together you build a custom plan based on your body, goals, and schedule
4. If you want, you can stay for a free trial class — or book one for the next day

Total time: about 30 minutes for the consult. You leave with a printed plan and your full scan results — yours to keep regardless.

"Is there a long-term contract?"

We offer both month-to-month and commitment options. We'll explain everything during your consult so you can pick what fits your situation.

But here's what matters more than the contract terms: 90% of our members stay for 12+ months because the program works. People don't stay somewhere for a year because they're locked in — they stay because they're getting results.

Still have questions? Get them answered in person.

What Happens If You Don't Act?

Another month goes by... Another birthday where you avoid the camera... Another summer hiding under baggy clothes... Another year of "I'll start Monday"...

You already know what happens next. You've lived this cycle before. The only question is whether this time you finally break it.

The body you want doesn't happen by accident.
It happens by decision.

6 months from now (without)
  • Same weight, same frustration
  • Still scrolling pages like this one
  • Still saying "I'll start soon"
6 months from now (with Lift Dept)
  • 12-25 lbs lighter
  • Actually looking forward to photos
  • Part of a team that has your back
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Only 3 spots left this week
We only take 5 new scans a week so each gets a full 30-minute 1-on-1 — once they’re gone, it’s another 7-day wait.

Get Your Free Scan + Custom Plan Today

✓ InBody Scan ($50 value)
✓ Custom Plan ($47 value)
✓ Trial Class ($30 value)

❌ No credit card required

❌ No obligation to join

❌ No pressure, ever

Takes 30 seconds. We'll text you to schedule.

Six months from now, you'll be either 20 pounds lighter or reading another page just like this one.

The only difference is what you decide right now.

Get Your Free Scan + Plan

Takes 30 seconds. We'll text you to schedule.

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